"At Harvard they labeled me a jock. In the NFL they considered me intellectual."
(Pat McInally, former NFL player)
A story is told of a husband and wife sitting at a table at the husband's high school reunion. He keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
The wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," the husband signed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand that she took to drinking right after we split up all those years ago, and I hear she hasn't stopped since."
"I can't believe it!" the wife said. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Perspective. We all see things differently. Even husbands and wives. Come to think of it . . . especially husbands and wives!
Anyways, moving on . . .